keepcalmimspidey:

letsraisehel:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

A good. Hard. Licker.

changed my life.

i watched this show simply for this episode. seriously.

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If those whom we begin to love could know us as we were before meeting them … they could perceive what they have made of us. — Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951–1959  (via forrachelforeverago)

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Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy. — Aziz Ansari (I know what I said, but I liked this quote)

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laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

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racheljessie123:

goatactivist:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

FUCK YOU 

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thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
image like what even image look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. image are you smarter than a fifth grader? image no I’m fucking not.

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

image

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

image

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

image

i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(via whostuckinatimelock)

lifehackable:

How to relationship.


The picture on Crowley’s phone though… [x]

The picture on Crowley’s phone though… [x]

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We mature with the damage, not with the years. — Mateus William (via splitterherzen)

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